A United States Marine was attending some college courses betweenassignments. He had completed missions in Iraq andAfghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheistand a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to theceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knockme off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went byand the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It gotdown to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair,went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off theplatform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other studentswere shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marineand asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Whydid you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America'ssoldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like anidiot. So,He sent me.'
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